You know what each house should have? A Duty Free space. Like at the airports. Then I might consider moving in with a woman.

Carol Vorvain
You know what each house should have? A Duty Free...
You know what each house should have? A Duty Free...
You know what each house should have? A Duty Free...
You know what each house should have? A Duty Free...
About This Quote

This quote by comedian Paul Merton is yet another example of what happens when you get married. You have to give up your freedom for the sake of love. And, when you get married, the rules change. You have to follow them, or find yourself alone in a house with no Duty Free space.

Source: A Fool In Istanbul: Adventures Of A Self Denying Workaholic

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